Chuck Norris...that really cool guy that fears no one and everyone fears him. Do you know the TOP 19 CHUCK NORRIS "FACTS"?
1. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
4. A "dead ringer" is the guy who sat behind Chuck Norris at the movies and forgot to turn his cell phone off.
5. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
7. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
8. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
9. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
10. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
12. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
13. When someone says "no one is perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
14. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself, he is pushing the Earth down.
15. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of "pi".
16. If Chuck Norris works in your office, do NOT ask him for the 3-hole punch.
17. God said "let there be light" and Chuck Norris replied "say please".
18. Picking a fight with Chuck Norris is illegal in 12 states because its considered assisted suicide.
19. Chuck Norris died 3 years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.
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Did you hear about the new Chuck Norris toilet paper? It's rough and it's tough and it doesn't take anything off anybody.
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